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10 Simple Rules to Enjoying Second Life

December 14, 2008 11:21 pm

Believe me, you can’t live your Second Life to the max until you realise and accept the following:

  1. Whatever happens in-world stays in-world gets published on the web.
  2. The myth of total anonymity shall be kept alive.
  3. Breasts are squared (until you take a closer look) and push-up bra’s are default.
  4. Sex is not defined at birth. Often, it’s not defined at all.
  5. Drama is a skill. Admire those who can. From a large distance.
  6. Eventually, all things will rezz. (Or not.)
  7. Remember, deep down, we all share the same mesh.
  8. Get a First Life for Sunday Evenings.
  9. Penises, pigs and you can fly.
  10. Mile High is your best guaranty for privacy.

Got any more indispensable knowledge needed to appreciate Second Life that both ‘Praddles’ and me forgot about? We both have comments! ;)

Inspired by Prad Prathivi’s ‘Rules of Second Life’ where Mr Prathivi shares wisdoms such as “15. You have enough clothes.”, “16. You have too many shoes.” and “46. Putting on a tail and ears and purring a lot doesn’t make you cute.” Don’t worry about #46 all to much. Mr. Prad forgot to mention ‘46 bis’: “Good guns on girls guarantee cuteness.” ;)

6 Responses to “10 Simple Rules to Enjoying Second Life”

Prad Prathivi wrote a comment on December 14, 2008
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Hahaha - genius!

Prad Prathivi wrote a comment on December 14, 2008
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And yes - girls and guns are always hawt <3

Eirik Haefnir wrote a comment on December 14, 2008
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First life on Sunday Evenings? Noooooo!

That’s when the SLSBA Pro Contests are :P

Vint Falken wrote a comment on December 14, 2008
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‘Evening’ is a relative terminology in Second Life, but you can be sure that Sunday AND Euro-evenings EQUALS log-ins down.

Quaintly Tuqiri wrote a comment on December 15, 2008
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I thought sex was defined at birth? When Ruth was still around. But now that we have that puffy cloud, maybe not anymore :P

Nock Forager wrote a comment on December 15, 2008
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I love #6. It’s sound like murphy’s law :)

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