Niko Donburi - Dear Linden (Just press the ‘play’ button):

Hmmm. Yes, I had not heard this hilarious song before. Maybe because I don’t have an iPod to listen to podcasts (yet?). :p It’s a bit ‘outdated’ as back then indeed we were only facing texture problems, inventory items permanently hiding themselves from their owners somewhere on Linden servers and an occasional griefing OD. Still, this is genuine LMAO content:

Dear Linden, Dear Linden, the most recent update
so corrupted my textures I must always rebake
Tomorrow I partner and don’t know what to do
all my clothing is missing and my custom skin too
Signed, No Inventory

But may I suggest another two verses for addition to this song?

Dear Daniel, Dear Daniel, is it right what you say?
We’re unsafe and need to hide all sex and crime away?
On my own private sim, can I still do guns and gore?
Or do you approve of such behaviour no more?
Signed, Concerned.

Concerned, Dear Concerned, we hear what you say.
And at Linden Labs, we don’t like thing this way.
If we knew how to fix this - we probably could
Just keep crossing your fingers and knocking on wood.
Signed, a Linden

More Second Life songs from Niko Donburi you can find at last.fm and the corresponding lyrics on his blog.

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