THE DINOSAUR TIMES
ARE WE TO BE EXTINCT?
Panic arises at Rezzable’s Dino sim as more and more dinosaurs wearing apocalyptic sandwich boards are spotted. Rumours about the ‘Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event’ were already overall present, but now fear is starting to take over. Can’t you feel something is about to happen’, whispers Mr. T. Rex.
Do those fears make sense? Is the end of the Mesozic near, and the Cenozoic upcoming? We asked Mr. Brontosaurus, renowned professor and head dino of the Dino-sim’s metrological & astrological department: ‘Were a week ago we still had doubts, there now is nothing but a striking certainty that on Thursday, February 28th an UFO - Unidentified Flying Object - is going to collide with our precious sim’, says Mr. Brontosaurus. Softly he adds: ‘And no, no solution or way to stop this from happening is found as up to now’.
The UFO - or flying saucer - is rumoured to be the type of spaceship the Greenies are known to use, but official sources are refusing to acknowledge this, and are saying that they are still trying to contact the spaceship’s crew. They do admit that since yesterday, they are sure it’s not just an asteroid, that’s moving at high speed towards us. In an unofficial interview, President Stechosaurus said she was not panicking, but suggest to bury all unhatched eggs to guarantee the survival of our species.
Evacuating plans are taking form, but we need to urgently invent oil refinery before those can happen. In the mean while, humans, neko’s and other species are gathering on the nearby sims to watch this disaster taking place and to machinima it.
‘I can understand. There’s nothing much they can do about this. We’re on our own here, hoping we can arrange contact with the ship’, says President Stechosaurus.