Human stup d ty sabotag ng V nt
January 30, 2008 7:44 pmI know this is sort of a lame excuse, but at the moment I have real difficulties pronouncing the ‘right click‘, ., ;, k, K, l, L, i, and I. I’ve enabled my spell check, but that helps only so much, and is really slowing me down.
What happend, you’ll wonder? Sudden twist off the tongue? Switched keyboards? Nope, even more stupid. The human - I swear you, she did this on purpose - says she suffers from a severe case off ‘right middle finger squashed by door: bloody, painfull, and a blue but luckily not endangered nail‘.
Really, that girl needs to get work on getting her attitude right! Vint-style: middle finger in your face. Human-style: middle finger inbetween door and wall. Pffff. Did I use the word ‘lame’ yet?
For a few seconds - whilst she was screaming like a pig does a few weeks before you’re having your ham sandwiches - I hoped that this so called accident would get her a sick leave but alas, 90% functioning is still good enough. Really, I can’t say this enough: when the f*ck will they turn ‘damaged enabled’ off for those RL sims?!!
5 Responses to “Human stup d ty sabotag ng V nt”
Awww, poor Vint…
Tell your human the RL excuse is getting old. We’re going to kidnap you away from her if she keeps up with this charade… saoi wait kasiyboard
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HELLO. THIS IS THE BURGESS TYPIST SAYING FEEL BETTER TO THE HUMAN BEHIND VINTalkjlgja;lkjg
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Dammit. Phew. I think Im back in conTROOLGLKLKJLK AND DON’T LET THAT AV PUSH YOU AROUNljkaldskjg a;lkj
ok, getting out of here before something bad happens.
Oh come on, Vint, I, this morning tripped on the stairs resulting in my palm crashing on a stair to stop my body from falling, and you don’t hear me shouting! :-P Oh, and I tripped in the bathroom over the shower edge as well. Why do I trip so often lately? :-S Anyway, if something serious happens to my hand, I just type with one hand, which reduces my speed by a mere 25% :-P I’m guessing using the computer since age 4 was really worth it! Look at my typing speed! I think i’m beating the processor’s speed :-S.
Alex? Are you OK?!! Who do these humans think they are lately?!!!
Anyway, if something serious happens to my hand, I just type with one hand, which reduces my speed by a mere 25% :-P
Ok, Smiley, this one is ‘open goal’, but I’m going not going to make the obvious comment on this and I am not going to say ‘practice makes perfect’. :D
@Vint: I guess so, though to be honest I thought the meaning you meant by ‘open goal’ is other, so I used Wiktionary, lol.
Happens to all of us.
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