Laetizia takes a very good stand as she says the Linden Gods are wussies after all. OMFG!!! Land of the free, my ass too! ;)
And LL isn’t the only one giving in to the USA (’s laws). SlExchange recently decided to discontinue the sale of items related to gamble. The writer of this blogpost has a good point when he raises the question: ‘What’s next? Our Xcite?‘ when reading ‘At this time we have only disabled casino-style items and are not yet clear whether other items will also be disabled or when.’ on the official SLexchange blog.
Maybe we can start a web based bookmaking company for SL? Place your bets, at which time will the following events occure in our Secondlifes:
The rating system is replaced by a ‘crimal record’, only accessible to premium members.
Same-gender partnership on file is no longer possible.
LL needs to know about ALL of your bank accounts before you can enter the grid.
Meta-booze must be concealed in a brown paper bag when exploring PG area’s.
We must pledge allegiance to the SecondLife Hand, kneel to the Linden Gods and recite theTOS before building class may start.
Linden Gods and business partners are the only one allowed to have nukes in their inventory.
The official LindenBlog reports about the ‘Axis of Evil’: X-Box Live, WoW and Kaneka and about how their are endangering the further existence of our Grid.
Billions of L$ are spend on ‘no sex before partnership’ campaigns, yet utter n00bs get prim babies and the-anti-griefer-brigade is desperatly in need of fundings.
LL locks the borders of the grid. Except if you are able to prove you have a job waiting for you in-world and succeed at getting a ‘Green Hand’ or immediately pay for a premium account, you can not join anymore.
Health insurance is added: if your job doesn’t include that benefit and you don’t own premium membership your account is terminated when being shot on damage enabled land.
LL takes over Kaneka. Officialy to give them more freedom where it comes to avatar looks, better clothes and decent builds. Unofficially: ‘Man, those pipelines look neat!’
N00bs need to work tripple shifts as dancers, just to be able to pay for basic building classes.
The take-over on Kaneka isn’t going as well as expected. LL redraws its Linden Gods from all sort of different post and orders them to work on the take-over. Which leaves no Lindens to take care of the giant flood of Abuse Reports filed.
Philip Linden is crowned king at the cathedral. LL forbits reuters to write about the mass amount of avies gathered in the nearby sims, ripping the prim of their bodies, crying out for less lag and attention for the RAM-impaired in this virtual society.
Does anybody else feel like playing Nostradamus Linden? ;)