Linden calling to the faraway SIMs
Now that regulation is declared-and VAT come down
Linden calling to the virtual world
Come out of the Real Life, all you boys and girls
Mind that I fall in? Let’s pretend I can write lyrics and sing. *grins*
Linden calling, now don’t look at WoW
World of Warcraft has bitten the dust
Linden calling, see we ain’t got no lag
‘cept for on popular sims, but please, let me brag!
The metaverse is coming, alt+0 is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the scaling is growing thin
Clients stop running, but I have no fear
Cause Linden is drowning, but if needed we’ll find a way to out of here!
Still 3 verses left for those who want to give butchering the Clash’s lyrics for London Calling a try themselves!