Robin Linden: For now I would say use your heads, live by the laws of your own jurisdiction, try not to be in other people’s faces with activities that you know might draw ciriticism in the RW.

Geeh. Activities Vint Falken should pass on from now on:

• Shoot people with or without their concent on damage enabled land.
• Buy guns. (Where do I get a permit? Local police? Oh please, can I get a gun permit for Second Life?)
• Drive drunk.
• Use and distribute LSD.
• Smoke, distribute and grow pot. (Do they grow that at Svarga ecosystem?)
• Fly drunk. (Well, I just assume there must be a law that states you may only fly when sober.)
• Take photographs and charge L$ for those. (Illegal job)
• Stalk Myg.
• Own nukes.
• Sleep with someone with partner on file.
• Abandon dancing cows. (Although I’m not sure we have laws on dancing cows abuse. But we have some on animal abuse.)
• Own a Bulldog or Rottweiler which pedigree is not approved by belgian officials. Especially not if then you leave him in your inventory for weeks without feeding it.
• Litter. (But it’s only decent to clean up a sandbox after you leave.)
• Drive an uninsured car without number plates.
• Throwing non-private parties that last longer then 2am (3 am with a special permit) except on New Year’s eve and the saturday before Easter. (Local law.)
• Photograph the Atomium.
• Own a shop. (Or I should file the paperwork.)
• ‘Sleep’ with something that has ears and tails and *purrs*.
• Pee wherever you want. (This is Loki’s addition for which I do not want to take any responsability whatsoever!)
• Hunt. (No permit, again.)
• Light fireworks outside the winter holiday period.
• Cut down a tree without permission.
• Building a house without having a certified architect approving the plans.
• …

What may Vint Falken still do?

• Dress up in a school’s uniform, wear ponytails and moan: ‘Oh yes, fuck me, I’m underage’ whilst having sex as long as my partner is an adult.
• Pretend to get raped in my private bedroom. Actually even on stage. Or in public.

Now I just happen to like the first set of activities, not the second one. *sobs*

Important note: I could not have done this blogpost without Loki’s constant support and his genius mind to exchange ideas with. Hail Loki! Hail Loki!
// Will this do, Loki? :p

Tags: community guidelines, linden lab, parody, robin linden

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