We start with a new candidate: Andromega Volare who promises to be our Second Light. No political platform yet, and I highly suspect him to use his impressive abs to gain votes. Residents, don’t be fooled by that!

And another (great) lady joining the Slelections: Bella March who seems to be born with a healthy dose of ‘fight for freedom’ in her blood. Being a very creative and generous lady too, The Grid Democracy Party’s Counter Candidate Intelligence Office wouldn’t be suprised if we all walk around with diamond ‘vote for Bella’ campaign badges soon.

‘La douce France’ is now also represented at the SLelections as Nephie Eerie released the first poster of her SLelections campaign. Stating ‘I don’t hide anything!’, we can only dream. Given the French’s experience at revolutions, guillotine and overthrowing the reigning nobility, I can only conclude that she must be a very strong candidate.

Another ‘against democracy, against SLelections’ campaign comes from Kean Kelly, who is always rambling about something anyway, as she says ‘Don’t vote, create! This world can be anything we dream of.‘ Yes, indeed, lady. And what if our candidate, Miss Falken, dreams of a nice governemental palace with a king size sexgen bed? The Grid Party wishes to friendly warn you: before you think of persuing this campaign, remember that you once handed out a Sister Act Rulebook to one of our members. SLavery is not indulged with anymore! ;)

We finally hear from candidate Evan’s campaign manager (and ex-wife) and Mr. Evans thinks he should remind me of the fact that it takes more then family values to govern. Mr. Evans, I’m well aware of that fact. For if you have missed it, the Grid Democracy party has already given her opinion on health care in Second Life too. We prefer to at the moment release Vint Falken’s key issues one by one - in no partical order - and doing a wrap up closer to the elections. This strategy is mainly inspired by our graphic agency, VintLabs, not having the staff to produce all political posters at once. They claim they have a client called ‘RL examinations’ that is still of more importance than the Grid Democracy Party. Seeing what we pay VintLabs for a poster, I can hardly believe that, but they say they are already giving us a ‘high priority’ treatment.

Also bitching about not agreeing with the Grid Democracy Party’s campaign ‘Family Values’ is SLelections 2007 candidate Dolmere Talamasca. I quote:

• She has overlooked some critical points of interest: The teen grid is both figuratively and literally SL’s future population. Think of the children? Think of the teen grid!
• Her second poster contains a young avatar sitting on her lap. The child’s feet appear to be restrained by ground based shackles. Vint’s campaign is promoting slavery of minors!
• Dolmere Talamasca has vowed to quiet all chatty prim babies on the grid.

The Grid Democracy stays with it’s stance that whatever happens to the child avatars on the main grid will one day happen to the furries, neko’s, goreans and other minorities on the grid. Furthermore, if candidate Dolmere is not able to see the difference between ‘encaptured in shackles’ and ’standing with beautiful flowers coming up to one’s knees’, then we can only conclude his mind is a perverted one and The Grid Democracy feels strongly about not letting such a perverted mind as Talamasca’s governor our grid! Candidate Falken agrees with Mr. Dolmere on the extinction of prim babies, but considers the prim babies to be animated, prim objects with no ‘essence of life’ into them. She says our main grid’s children are cute, witty creatures that can think for themselves, have an own opinion and are worth to be protected by all means.

// SLelections add. (The Grid Democracy Party does need fundings! ;))

// end SLelections add.

And some short news: candidate Montgolfier’s Hummingbird Address, Cute Cats with Claws’s Timothy Lilliehook issueing a new press release, candidate Talmasca’s disturbing of a Gilligan’s Second Life Island episode, Zabrina McMahon promising to do anything she can to bring back candidate Zoe Connolly, … and probably some more that I’ve missed as we should all study on pingbacks, trackbacks and decently tagging our posts a bit more. =D

PS. Being busy with running for governor of Second Life, I had no time to do my homework yet. Did anyone make his or hers already and can I copy it? Pretty please?

PPS. I now officially use an AO, please applaud and drop some ‘good places to get poses’ in the comments.

Disclaimer: If this post, blog or the SLelections in any way offends you, look beyond ‘AR’ and follow Myg & Alex’s handy guide to resolve that matter. This is policital roleplay. We kid ourselves that Linden Lab endorses this SLelections. Which they do not. Duh. Because if they would actually listen to their residents, we wouldn’t all be running for governor in the first place.

Tags: andromega volare, bella march, dolmere talamasca, erbo evans, kean kelly, nephie eerie, SLelections 2007

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