Car Daneel Ariantho’s blog n’accepte pas des comments ‘anonyme’ et moi je me refuse d’en registrer un account Blogger, je lui responde ici. La première chose que je veux dire c’est que ce n’était pas seulement moi qui a proposé des élections. Les ‘Concerned Residents’ c’était plusieurs d’avatars qui vourdraient faire quelque chose autours ‘Keeping Second Life Safe, Together’. LL ne pas vraiment écouter à ces résidents faisait qu’il n’y avait que une manière a respondre: d’en rire. Comme vous dites: c’est pour rire mais la critique, elle, est bien réelle. Nous n’avons pas prévu autant de responce et j’espere avec tous mes sentiments que ca reste ‘une gentille blague’. A le même temps on ne peut pas oublier que quelques des prépositions plus extrèmes les candidates faisent sont des ‘worst case scenerios’ bien possible pour la future de notre metaverse. PS. Sorry voor het miserabele Frans. :p

It seems like there is a very small minority of avies that does not like the idea of SLelections (the majority still does not care). The Grid Democracy Party’s stance on this? Well, run for governor and if you win the race for governor, just label SLelections as ‘broadly offensive’. That should do the trick. We thrust in Gaynor’s sincerity, yet can’t help but think of Loki Popinjay’s ‘Councel of 100 wise avies’ as a of a political plan that comes with a catch. Or Loki.

First there is the rumour of our all time mother, Ruth, aspiring the post as Governer of Second Life as well. I couldn’t track her down yet, as she seems to continue taking over other avatars besides their will. So, if you’re presently being Ruthed, please contact me! Fittingly she runs with the slogan ‘Experience matters’.

And Zoe’s still missing in action. Damned, and ignorant me that was thinking inventory loss was one of the biggest issue’s on the grid. Avie loss is way worse. I tried searching Jira for it, but I must admit, as the whole Jira thingie is a bit to complicated for an ex-dancer I didn’t even know where to start searching. I’d file a ‘Please make Jira understandable to me’ request, but that’s a bit hart when not ‘getting it’ in the first place. Not that I’m getting my hopes up to on finding Zoe through Jira. Especially not if the story The Inside Scoop has published - they claim to have proof on a Linden Labs conspiracy theory involving Zoe Connolly’s disapperance is true. The Grid Democracy Party is not willing to do a formal statement on this line of thinking yet. But would Governor Phil be willing to take a lie detector test?

‘Second Life. Your World. Your Imagination. My Rules.’, ‘Second Life - Do Whatever you Damn Well Please.’ (I think the stress is on ‘please’ here.) and ‘She’ll make sure you toe the line.’ are some of the slogans SLelections 2007 candidate Tyffany Flintoff is running with. She agrees with the Grid Democracy Party on equality and promises strict measures on those not obedient to ToS and Community Guidelines: ‘Residents who are brought to my attention as acting outside the above structure and whose behaviour remains unaddressed by Linden lab shall also receive an audience with me. The outcome of said audience is unlikely to be favourable for the resident.‘ Her candidacy did force us to think over ourcurrent political strategy. Not only did she steal away one of the Grid Democracy’s most loyal party members, she also made our leading lady doubt about which titel the residents should use to address her: ‘Governor Vint’ or ‘My Governess’.

Also running for governor is Shoshana Epsilon, who as we speak does not have a political platform yet. The Grid Party respects this, though, as we know she is very busy working on the ‘art’ part of SL4B. She’s looking for art representing what could been done in year 1 after philip, year 2 AP, year 3 AP and year 4AP. No need to say The Grid Democracy Party Vint Falken has reserved a spot on the ‘year four after philip’ mature sim. You can take a peek at the 9 sim map and contact Miss Epsilon here.

Romana Wei has finally released her SLelections 2007 platform, which does not seem to include much changes to the current situation: We understand that some blame gridwide climate change for platform malfunctions, lag, broken searches, messaging problems, inventory loss and teleporting difficulties. However, we find no hard evidence to support this assertion. It is imperative to our economy that grid growth continues unhampered and new features are rolled out as quickly as possible. Growth means greater opportunities for all residents to pursue a safe Second Life.

Seen a lot of ‘Keep ageplay legal!’ t-shirts in world lately? The one to blame is Samantha Pointdexter who has even given her platform a very own page. The Grid Democracy does not consend to her stance on Vanilla Ice Cream. With chocolate pieces inside, please! Now as there’s one thing we all agree upon: the disclaimers are the most fun thing to do, here goes her’s: #include <disclaimer.h>.

Hmmm. I just tried to log in to SL. Strangely enough I got this message. Like, we’re politicians without a cause now?

Disclaimer: Read the French stuff.

Tags: loki popinjay, mygdala march, samantha poindexter, shoshana epsilon, slelctions 2007, tyffany flintoff, zoe connolly

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