SLelections: Wei08 exposed!
June 24, 2007 2:47 am
The Grid Democracy Party wishes to warn you all for the enormous danger a Wei08 administration would be. Their plans for a War on Danger and Keeping Second Life Safe, Together, are scandalous and an attack on any Resident’s Universal Avie Rights!
Candidate Falken had to do all sorts of icky stuff like massaging Wei’s campaign manager Mygdala March to get to this documents, but she bravely - and a bit drugged too - underwent these horrifying and scandalous actions as to protect you, the Residents of Second Life.
The shocking document she laid hands upon is a referendum that those insane minds created for once Wei would be Governor of Second Life. We quote:
Dear Resident,
We have recently noticed increased safety concerns among residents (this means you). In order to make your meta-life more pleasant, we believe work on lag, inventory loss and technical problems should be postponed in order to address this urgent issue.
Our statements should be understood to constitute an implied meta-Patriot Act, to be immediately followed with the installation of one new class 5 island simulator and one class 3 island simulator to include the following facilities to ensure your safety: sim PremiumPrison, sim FurryCrawl and sim UnveriPrison.
Under the provisions of this referendum, PremiumPrison and FurryCrawl will be outsourced to private companies. Imprisoned residents’ weekly stipends will be confiscated in payment for their safety services.
An exception to Community Standards will be made for those two companies to give them the necessary tools to ensure your safety.
The incarcerated shall work to create full-permissions content to prove their value as residents. Content will become the sole property of PremiumPrison and FurryCrawl. By purchasing this content, you will be contributing to your safety in Second Life.
UnveriPrison will be operated similarly and will house any avatar refusing to verify payment and identity information. We still intend to allow unverified registration to boost user numbers. The influx of a large number of second-class residents provides us with heretofore untapped sources of revenue through forced labor for the crime of refusing to verify.
We also realize that re-education will not be suitable for certain residents. For those residents, a declaration of unsuitability will be made and avatarship immediately revoked, to be followed without ceremony by a meta-death sentence. The concerned resident and all alts will, after a public stoning, be permanently removed from the grid for all times and the inventory and land will auctioned by us, except for the good bits which we’ll keep for ourselves.
We are sure by applying these rules we can make Second Life safe, together.
As we do care about the community’s opinion, somewhere in the upcoming week we shall, for a short time, offer you the possibility to teleport to Referendum Island and agree to the following referendum:
How heavily should the following crimes against safety be punished?
Now just look at the original document for the questions! Those people behind Wei08 must be out of their minds!!! Residents, think of your Freedom, not your Safety! Do not support their War on Danger and do not vote for Romana Wei on the 1st of July! Vote Vint Falken instead.
8 Responses to “SLelections: Wei08 exposed!”
Vint, you definitely deserve a medal for this …
You’re sure you only did the ‘icky stuff like massage …’ ?
- Your imagination, your freedom -
Bella March supports Vint Falken
Yes I know. But I’ll settle with the position of Governor of Second Life. ;) And yes, I did only icky stuff! ^^
Well, well, well Falken. Nice try, but we have video footage that depicts nicely how un-icky you felt during the entire experience! Never mind the fact that there were more people involved here who will certainly attest to the fact that you weren’t “acting.” Say my name, girl!
Hah! Excellent work, Ms. Falken. While you’ve been using your talents to expose this sham totalitarian in one way, we at SLGOP have been working on this issue from our own angle, to wit: “Follow the money.”
We’ve uncovered evidence that the Wei08 campaign is receiving funds from several prominent U.S. law firms, including one in Utah, as well as the government of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. From this, we are forced to conclude that the ultimate goal of a Wei Administration would be the utter destruction of Second Life as we know it, for their own enrichment. The document you risked your life and health to expose confirms this most elegantly.
“Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.” (John 8:32)
Yeah well. Lot’s of talk, no evidence. As soon as I get my blood report back from Zhivago hospital to post, all shall know you drugged me!
Nonsense. We’ve been wireframed, that’s what’s happening here.
Well miss Falken, what can I say.. I am shocked! It seems you are finaly showing your real face,revealing what you really stand for: DISHONESTY
First of all you consider me a non suitable candidate because I AM honest and admit that I am not perfect. (tell me, what is wrong with being honest?)
And now you start spreading disinformation about these photos showing which bond you and Myg really have.
On a previous occasion, when first rumors about the existence of these photos were heard, I showed you my support, defended you, suggesting that maybe you were drugged.
You replied, personaly, to me that the events never took place and that the photos were “tricked”. These were your words:
“Veronique Thank you for your support, but these photographs were actually never taken! The only thing we at the TGD party’s HQ can think of is that this must be CGI images in stead of real ones…”
Now, taking a look at these pictures, it becomes clear that you were not only there for business, but also for your own pleasure.
So, what else can I conclude then : the GDP and Wei08 are hand and glove. A vote for one also means supporting the other.
I dont know if Romana Wei is aware of all this, maybe she too will be overthrown if one day the evil twosome Vint-Mygdala grasp the power (Mother-Ruth help us this will never happen).
But something is stinking in the state of Little Philly..
Considering all this, I see no other option revealing all this to the public. A press conference will be held soon.
Veronique Kaminski, candidate for the Véronique Party
no fake promises !
PS: I realy trusted you Vint, I found you a worthy opponent and a good rolemodel for the creative avatars. I even considered to give you the post of “Minister for the Arts and Education”, after my election.
But the confidence is gone.. I wont keep your pole clean and warm anymore, like I did sometimes back in the PL days..
Yes…..
now you’re quite eh…. Vintie…..
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