Even with The Inside Scoop doing a great job on covering the 2007 SLelections for Governor of Second Life it’s still a tremendious job to keep track of all new candidacies. All of them they have interesting takes on what Second Life’s future should look like, so that’s one heck of a competetion I’ll be facing. Yes, you’ve heard that correctly. Vint Falken will represent the ‘Grid Democracy’ party and will run for Governor’s office too. I’ve favorited for 1500L$ worth of decent clothing on SLBoutique so you all shall take me serious, but until LL solves all the problems I can not purchase those. That will be changed when I am governor: whatever grid problems occure, shopping shall be made possible at all cost!

But we were talking about my competition here. First there’s the PATH’s cult leader Tiana Meriman who - just as me, if I may add - firmly believes in the powers of the Linden Gods. I suspect her to be an illigitimate child born out of an affair between Pathfinder Linden and a panthera. Let’s see if her half-god powers can help her in this race.

//we interrupt this report for a ‘Grid Democracy’ public anouncement

//end public services anouncement (If you don’t like them, feel free to use another blog to follow up on SLelections.)

Another avie running for the title of Governor is the gorgeous and well known flickerite Reddawn Bade or ‘Big Sis’. Residents of Second Life, please remember: Looks are not everything! Yeah… I know that she’s a natural blonde. But she also says she likes the viewer’s stability. Sure there must be something that can still be approved?

Campaigning with ears and tail? That must be Timonthy Lilliehook for CCWC (Cute Cats With Claws). Are that prim claws, Timmy? *purrs*

The rumor also goes that Evan Evans spend and hour at the PATH church, praying to the Linden Gods for inspiration on rewriting his SLelection platform into a decent position paper. Let us hope he did not sacrifice a prim baby to Daniel.

Now, let’s get down to business:

Vint’s first concern for the SLfuture: equality for all! Be it you receive weekly stipend or not. Be it that you reign or serve. Be it that you are hairy or shaved. Be it that you have a dark skin or a n00b skin. Be it that you wear 2658 prim hair or just a swimming tail. Be it that you reside at a hobohub or own a privat sim. We are descend from the same Ruth! We are made of the same wireframe! We travel the same pipes! We share our servers! We are all equal! We are equal!

No avie should do harm upon another one without concern. No avie should be denied a master when he or she begs to serve because of lack of Xcite. No avie should be restricted access from mature regions because he or she is a child! No avie should have to pay more for escort services because he has fur and not skin! We are equal! We! Are! Equal! Avie Rights for all!

PS. I will do something about ‘IM delivery capped’ too! But until I take office, please contact me using the comments, info aaaaaaat vintfalken *purrs* com or FlickrMail.

And because I love diversity, this time I’ll quote Wrath’s disclaimer: This is political satire, people. It’s not real. Save your Abuse Report trigger finger for something legitimate, like lagging casino scripts or talking pregnant baby bellies or boots attached to the ass after teleporting. Those are things that are offensive and real. Linden Labs® and Second Life® officially do not recognize this election. Unfortunately.

*goes to update the candidacies list*

Tags: erbo evans, SLelections 2007, timothy lilliehook, wrath paine

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