Touch my pole and you’re a dead girl!
May 14, 2007 7:25 am
Helena Kirkorian: Tonight at 1 PM SLT in Club Paradise Lost!! Strip Search!! 1000 L (to start with!) for the best female/male stripper!!!! Spread the word!! You can allready enter and vote!!
Hmmm. It does has been some time, since I’ve last danced. Maybe… SLnostalgia and such… and then at least what is written in my about page still sort of checks out… Yeah, well, why not, I’ll give it a go!
*Vint IM’s Helena*
Vint on her cutest sobbing-behaviour:
‘But… but… euhm… boss! The other girls are always stealing my dancing pole! And then I can’t dance. And that’s why I haven’t performed at the club for such a long time. And now, because of the contest, I want to give it a try again. But I really <heart> that pole!’
‘And Andro is not online to sit on it ’till I come to the club. Can I reserve mine? Pretty please?! And would you tell the girls that if they tresspass, they are endangering their lives? Because I just recently bought an AK-47 too. And I know lots and lots of girls with guns!’
8 Responses to “Touch my pole and you’re a dead girl!”
To bad I will be at work..and can’t get on the grid…
::sigh:: What are friends for.
I’m available for hire to guard dance poles.
It pays better than some jobs.. say, like, Interpol work.
… you girls… your life must be so easy …. if I utter the words “touch my pole” I’ll get hit across the head before I can say anything else … *grins*
ROFL @ Loki, hehe Good point, dude.
And of course, it’s not often we have to worry about quoting that whole sentence, anyway - “Touch my pole and you’re a dead girl!” hmmm Nope, not a phrase I’m all that familiar with. *g*
Vint,
Yes, I think the Girls with Guns can help you there, but in your case you may also need a mantourage to be your pole patrol.
;) Zoe
PS: Hey I’m getting an AK-47 too. It’s on my shopping list right after the entry for Zeppelin. Did you get yours at Black Ops?
::threadjack:: Ummm, Zoe? What about finding my matching 9mm’s, while you’re out gun shopping? Thank you. :-)
Vint - so don’t keep us in suspense - - did you win?? Although I think the important thing was to have fun, right? *g*
Me won! Me won! Me won! ;)
And Wrath, the only way to efficiently guard a dancing pole is to sit on it. Really, believe me. I would love to see you try that, though. =d
And the AK-47: nah, I bought it on the black market, no official Black Ops stuff. Didn’t even come with instructions. So I don’t know how to fire it. Yet! :d
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