Virtual Suicide: Linden Case File
May 24, 2008 9:42 amFound on Some Linden’s desk. This is a file I fear will never make it to the… hey, where did that blotter go? Aha. Incident reports.
The frustrations kept piling up. The final trigger? Waiting over 20 minutes to download the newest release client. This 20 minutes were spend on doing the preparation work. After that it was just quickly rezzing in-world to take the matching photographs. Which would not work because my Pandora animation HUD I need for the ‘play dead’ animation did not work. (Lindens?! Grrrr!) and I did not exactly get the shot I wanted because my shoe would not rezz either. And there were ugly black stripes on all my snapshots. And I crashed. Etc. Which started the debate between me an my owner: is this an actual virtual suicide, or a cover up by Lindens of the homicide and maybe even murders that they are committing on a daily basis? Mass genocide? Anybody? Ah, well.
I won’t do this for real. And my owner can’t stand the idea of having to pull the plug on me. But still, sometimes we both agree, that maybe the only thing they would still hear, is a letter written in - virtual, but none the less - blood.
PS. We’re feeling a bit more optimistic again today! ;)
PPS. Don’t try this in your virtual homes on damage enabled land!
3 Responses to “Virtual Suicide: Linden Case File”
For almost a year now I use the various Nicholaz viewers, and never got bugged anymore by those mandatory download messages. and good riddance to them!
Like to see how i solved my suicide problem?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gKQeKadEXXY
with GTA it’s easy!
greetings from the bus, nuschi
LMAO. I don’t think we’ll be able to convince the GTA3 fans yet though. :(
(although they don’t have such a kewl bus in GTA!)
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