… your partner says the car won’t start and you respond “ow hun, just reset the scripts”

…you’re trying to build a new driveway by ’shift-drag’ to copy the stones

…when you’re thinking to take the stairs out of your house cause TP pads take less space.

…when you walk around with a feather to overcome the flight height limit.

…when you do not notice anymore that you move your hands into a typing position every time you want to talk.

…your kid tells you he lost his ball during playing and you tell him to “look into his lost and found folder, because it might have gone off world.”

I’m obviously getting old then - I choose shoes on the basis of how well they match my outfit / whether it is warm or cold or wet or dry outside … how I walk or run in them is pretty much out of my thoughts….!

“…when you throw everything you own into the nearest closet / cupboard and mutter, “I’ll file it by folders later.”…” => check. :D

As for the shoes and walks, that’s kinda true iRL also, no? I certainly walk differently on high heels or sneakers. I run differently on both also. :d

I love “you think in terms of going an buying new hair rather than going to the hairdresser” and the Group permissions one has a RL version too… “sorry, the insurance on the car does not allow group permissions”. ;) (Most often heard about pretty company cars.)

…when you tell your partner he/she cannot drive your car as it is not Group permissioned….

…when you wonder why your household applicances don’t talk to you when you touch them…

…when you set out to go shopping while semi-naked, bound and gagged….

…when you point at the ground with your right hand and expect your car / boat / plane / house / whatever to instantly appear…

…when you go to a shop and ask the assistant whether the goods have COPY or TRANSFER permissions…

…when you attempt to beat the traffic by flying your car home…

…when you worry about hitting the sim boundary when leaving your local neighbourhood…

…when you wonder why you aren’t instantly dry when you climb out of a swimming pool…

…when you stand 3 metres under water and attempt to hold a conversation…

…when you stand in your back yard pointing at the ground expecting the lawn to reform instantly with little hills and perhaps an instant pond…

…when you wonder why your windows don’t tint when you point at them…

…when you spend 30 minutes searching through your closet for the gentials you thought you detached last night…

…when you throw everything you own into the nearest closet / cupboard and mutter, “I’ll file it by folders later.”…

…when you find a friend has left their cellphone at your house after a visit, but you don’t call to tell them, because AutoReturn will take care of it…

..when you can’t decide which pair of shoes to wear because you can’t make your mind up about which walk you want to use…

..when you spend 15 minutes looking for TOOLS > RESET SCRIPTS IN SELECTION in order to fix a problem with your new DVD recorder…

…when you ask the TV salesman if the $3,000 52-in plasma screen you are about to buy includes free lifetime updates to the latest model…

..when you attempt to pay for an item in a store by repeatedly touching an advertising picture of it with your right hand and wondering why PAY isn’t appearing…

…when you ask a sales assistant how many layers / colours are included in an outfit you are thinking of buying…

…when you think in terms of going an buying new hair rather than going to the hairdresser…

..when you go outside on a foggy morning and spend 20 minutes waiting for everything to rez properly out of the greyness…